February 2012
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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chris-marlowe:
They call me The Scottish Play
They call me The Scottish King
They call me The Play That Shall Not Be Named
They call me Mmbeth
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
Oh goodness……
We’re actually reading the Scottish play in class this week and next.
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The Difference Between the U.K and the U.S...
U.S: You say 'erb.
U.K: And we say Herb....Because there's a fucking 'H' in it.
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stage-center asked: If you were my boyfriend, we would constantly discuss Broadway and our dreams therein.
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What you want?
You wanna be groovin’ up and shake the room.
What you want?
You wanna be provin’ something and to whom.
What you want?
You wanna be wonderin’ where your youth has gone.
What you want?
You wanna hold on.
Hold on.
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What you want?
You wanna be out because the sun, she warm
What you want?
Wanna be studyin’, stuck inside your dorm
What you want?
You wanna be partyin’ with us all night long
What you want?
You wanna be strong.
Be strong!
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What you want?
You wanna be breathin’ the healthy air.
What you want?
You wanna be chasin’ him, and he don’t care.
What you want?
You wanna ignore the pity in they looks.
What you want?
You wanna say, “Sorry, got to hit me books.”
What you want?
You wanna be sittin’ like a lonely child.
What you want?
You wanna be drvin’ all the fellas wild.
What you want?
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Small rant about something that is completely none...
Okay, so a friend of mine, and one of my fraternity brothers missing from last night’s meeting, recently (sometime this weekend, making it facebook official last night) proposed to his boyfriend. Now, I have no problems with the actually engagement part of the situation. I feel like if they’re ready to take that next step, more power to them. What bothers me, is the comments made on...
thedevilsingssondheim:
ugh just megan hilty. yes.
I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
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jpegartifacts:
Why does Rick Santorum have any supporters at all WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA